You big people have a lot going for you. But I have to ask you this -- what's with the baby talk? Do you have ANY idea how ridiculous you sound with the "pooky-pooky-pooky" nonsense?
Now I know there are studies that show that babies like me prefer the baby talk over regular adult conversations. And that's true, we do prefer it. But do you know WHY we prefer baby talk? Because it makes YOU sound so silly! There's not much that someone my age (one month and two days) can control about her life. What I eat, where I sleep -- even how I sit -- that's all up to you big people. But when it comes to baby talk, I've got the power. Spend a few minutes with me, and you're babbling like an idiot. And that makes me happy!
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