My Life So Far

These past 26 days have been strange, to say the least.
I have to say, this place is very confusing.
For one thing, there's the whole eating-sleeping thing. First mom and dad want me to eat -- sometimes they wake me up just to give me food. Then, when I'm awake, they want me to go to sleep. I wish they'd make up their minds! Parents - huh, go figure. It may be a while before I get them properly trained.
Another strange thing is my weight - I lost weight right after being born. I have to say, the other babies were a bit jealous -- I could eat anything I wanted, as much as I wanted, and still lose weight. And that's without any "South Beach Diet" or "Zone Diet" to help me stay trim.
And you know the weird part -- Mom and Dad were worried about me losing weight, so they kept feeding me. Every time I turned around, there was another bottle in my mouth.
One of the best things about my life right now is the fact that I have this whole entourage of people who are there just to take care of me. Mom, Dad, Grandma, they're all sitting around, waiting for me to do whatever. Food, sleep, entertainment -- all I have to do is ask, and they jump up and run around trying to get me to react. I wonder if will always be this way?